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- 1. (Jorts) (2082↑, 527↓)Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
Author: theSuperJesus http://jorts.urbanup.com/14297172. (Jorts) (705↑, 232↓)a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
Author: Kelly http://jorts.urbanup.com/18111763. (jorts) (769↑, 558↓)jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game."Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
Author: godawgs http://jorts.urbanup.com/16699104. (jorts) (385↑, 232↓)F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
Author: Forced Earphones http://jorts.urbanup.com/40874485. (jorts) (332↑, 198↓)jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentiousDude, those jorts are slammin'\! Did you get them at Penney's?
Author: Big Moop http://jorts.urbanup.com/33400586. (jorts) (204↑, 111↓)short for "jean shorts"Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
Author: ColumbusBuck http://jorts.urbanup.com/26595357. (jorts) (289↑, 218↓)Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida. Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz. Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.
Author: SnookSniper http://jorts.urbanup.com/31507248. (Jorts) (13↑, 6↓)Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jortsDaaamn son, those are some nice jorts.
Author: iismokerocks http://jorts.urbanup.com/51932039. (jorts) (100↑, 96↓)noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey."Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."
Author: Joe 183904870 http://jorts.urbanup.com/259697910. (Jorts) (4↑, 1↓)Jean Shorts worn by university of Georgia fans at the annual Florida vs Georgia game.Did you see those ugly ass jorts that guy had on? Yea I did, he is one of those dawg fans
Author: therealest292 http://jorts.urbanup.com/613950711. (Jorts) (21↑, 18↓)Slang for jean shorts. A term Georgia Bulldog fans are obsessed with even though they are often seen wearing them at sporting events."Many dawg fans wear "jorts"
Author: neuce http://jorts.urbanup.com/475566712. (Jorts) (28↑, 25↓)Jean shorts: Fashion disaster.Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.
Author: Scott Wernsman http://jorts.urbanup.com/419782113. (jorts) (69↑, 66↓)Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?
Author: Rick1011 http://jorts.urbanup.com/299782114. (Jorts) (1↑, 0↓)Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.
Author: Waitin' on 8 http://jorts.urbanup.com/636234115. (jorts) (13↑, 16↓)HIPSTER. Jean shorts. Cut off at the knee, Intended to fray. Usually very tight fitting, and unless worn by adult males above a reasonable age, theyre hot. Dont wear them if youre fat.Look at that [hipster], rollin' in with his jorts and bow tie.
Author: :):O:P:D:] http://jorts.urbanup.com/501740816. (jorts) (29↑, 32↓)knee length denim shorts, jean shortsJorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.
Author: The Return of Light Joker http://jorts.urbanup.com/357390617. (jorts) (7↑, 12↓)jean shorts that are unusually short, generally worn on men, was fashionable in the 80's not nowIs he really wearing jorts?\!
Author: bentaylor24 http://jorts.urbanup.com/468899218. (Jorts) (28↑, 34↓)The basic lower garment of the truly hardcore, Jorts are jeans, usually tight fitting, cut off at roughly the knee and allowed to fray, thus adding to the hardcore look.That kids jorts are so metal, he must be a BAMF.
Author: j.fiotz1 http://jorts.urbanup.com/395765219. (jorts) (16↑, 32↓)jorts(jean shorts)redneck MEN wear them, when females wear them they are very acceptable, and arent called jorts when females wear them they are called board shorts or boy shortshaha, DP is a redneck and it shows when he wears his jorts proudly. Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.
Author: PiSsEdOfF ;] http://jorts.urbanup.com/381357720. (Jorts) (81↑, 97↓)The term "jorts" was first coined at the Silverado Golf Course in Scottsdale, Arizona. The staff used the word to make fun of the chops that wore jean shorts to play golf. "Jorts" are often sported with socks & sandals, Blu-Blocker sunglasses and mullets.My man, sweet jorts. Be careful not to get chaffed by your jorts. I feel like looking like a douchebag today, I think I'll rock some jorts.
Author: Dave Jardine http://jorts.urbanup.com/152476121. (jorts) (61↑, 80↓)A pair of shorts made out of jeans (short for jeans shorts) or denim.Look at that mom\! She's wearing jorts instead of capri pants.
Author: a sybermom http://jorts.urbanup.com/145219122. (Jorts) (57↑, 80↓)(noun) - a long or short pair of jean shorts for a man. Mostly worn with shorts and hightops.Author: Matt Lennon http://jorts.urbanup.com/19844323. (jorts) (6↑, 31↓)to jortme and jorts were jorting it up this weekend in my brand new ferrari
Author: sam nance http://jorts.urbanup.com/421477324. (Jorts) (92↑, 128↓)Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a [faggot].Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave. Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today" Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you [faggot]"
Author: jort hater http://jorts.urbanup.com/173520525. (jorts) (50↑, 86↓)Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers. Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.Dynomite\! Sportin the Jort today Bo\! I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
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